Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…
i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows
now we just need a show that references Supernatural
You mean like
I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.
#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest
I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping
DM: So, you sucessfully case after the Anti-Paladin on his flying-nightmare-horse
Cordelia (newly crowned queen): What can I do to stop him? None of my spells can hit him. Can I throw something at him?
DM: If you have anything that you can throw at him.
Cordelia: I don’t think I have-I CAN THROW MY FORTRESS AT HIM
*casts true strike*
*throw collapsible magic tower fortress*
Cordelia: QUEEN CORDELIA NORTON
*tower springs up and the Anti-Paladin rides into it face first*
Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones characters by
Grandma Fa!Olenna is PERFECTGUYS HOLY CRAP GUYS THIS IS BEYOND PERFECT GUYS
How to flip the bird (x)
Seriously cant fucking get enough of this
STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH
Why can’t I say anything normal?
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
wanna buy some drugs
the last one though lol