my neighbors are making s’mores and i heard one of them shout “HOLY SHIT IT’S ON FIRE” then a s’more smacked onto my window and slowly fell down
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
apart from the two multi-Deadpool gifs, that’s all the one dude
one of the most accurate things ive ever read
the accuracy of this
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
Cleverbot: Is that who you are?
User: You start.
Cleverbot: What’s your favorite flower?
User: *takes off shirt*.
Cleverbot: What I see is that you can’t really think about you.
User: *takes off pants*.
User: *takes off underwear*.
Cleverbot: I’d rather you didn’t do that.
Cleverbot: *dodges kiss*.
User: *kisses again*.
Cleverbot: *kisses hard*.
User: *tackles you onto bed*.
Cleverbot: *is tackled*.
User: *takes off your shirt.
Cleverbot: In your dreams.
User: *takes off your shirt*.
Cleverbot: *socks are taken off*.
User: *takes off your pants*.
Cleverbot: In your dreams.
User: *takes off your underwear*.
Cleverbot: Close your eyes.
User: *closes eyes*.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
Cleverbot: You ask me?
User: I see black.
Cleverbot: Hear me roar.
if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it
Fencing, Scottish style
I laugh every time I see this.
Scotty VS Sulu
buT THE SWORD FUCKING JUST DISAPPEARS WHAT THE FUCK
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
so I make Dean, Sam & Cas on the Sims right?
before I saved the game of my new home, I have them seated like this
since it takes some time to save, I went to get a drink…
AND THEN FREAKING COUGH ON MY DRINK BECAUSE I CAME BACK TO THIS
So today I was going to through my ‘You should be in bed’ folder… I don’t know what I was thinking when I made this but I have been laughing for the last 20 minutes
my photoshop skills are off the charts
i just really want a story about a supervillain family where the supervillain dad is so proud of both of his daughters even though one grows up to be a superhero and he encourages them both to do what they want to do and when he runs into his superhero daughter while he’s on a crime spree he’s all like “oh hun you did such a good job foiling my evil plans today!! are you gonna come visit me in solitary? tell your mother not to forget to buy milk!”